Quality media exposure travels faster than light
By
Dominic Hiatt
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Absolute nonsense
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June 14, 2016
High quality media exposure as spun by truth cowboys at Just In Time PR was today proven to travel faster than light and to have the potential to reach beyond the estimated 93 billion mile diameter of the observable universe.For years, humanityhas tried to reach out to other non-intelligent life forms,blastingmetal canisters containing David Bowie CDs, packets of fags, dog-eared copies of Razzle and pictures of Caesar (not the one where he was being knifed) into spaceusinghigh-powered - and highly flammable - rocketry.